| This SF story-generator spreadsheet was written by Jocelyn Paine, using Excelsior. There's an explanation of how it works at http://www.j-paine.org/excelsior/repository/spin/. Thanks to Alice Campbell for sending me an improvement. |
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| Earth |
Recalculate |
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| is taken over by mutant diploid armour plated pterodactyls with ESP and silicon-based DNA |
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| save everyone |
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Earth |
1 |
Mars |
1 |
Planet 9 of Alpha-Centauri |
1 |
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| 1 |
is used as the cue ball in a game of galactic bar-billiards |
2 |
falls toward the Sun |
2 |
falls toward a black hole |
2 |
is struck by a comet |
2 |
is invaded by nasty aliens |
2 |
is taken over by mutant diploid armour plated pterodactyls with ESP and silicon-based DNA |
2 |
is taken over by a time-travelling loony who returns to his youth and |
6 |
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| 2 |
and everyone dies |
-1 |
and almost everyone dies |
-1 |
and is visited by evil |
4 |
and is visited by good |
4 |
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changes sex, meets himself, and has children who become |
7 |
kills himself (I said he was a loony) |
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| 4 |
aliens |
5 |
robots |
5 |
mutant brewers yeast cells |
5 |
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who |
6 |
who |
17 |
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| 6 |
also die |
-1 |
save everyone |
9 |
rewind time to before the disaster |
11 |
copy the lot into a giant Sextium 3000 and edit out the nasty bits |
16 |
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| 7 |
yet more of this loony who |
3 |
the whole human race |
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and depart |
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| 10 |
free fusion power |
13 |
free beer |
13 |
Life, the Universe, and Everything |
42 |
Life, the Universe, and Everything |
13 |
eternal life |
13 |
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but then |
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so everyone gets very bored and tries to forget this by |
15 |
so everyone gets very bored and tries to forget this by |
14 |
so all live happily ever after |
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| 14 |
drinking |
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| 15 |
becoming Gods; creating a new Universe wherein |
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| 16 |
but the system crashes |
-1 |
but they mis-type 'aliens' and take out all the lions instead |
-1 |
but they run out of credits |
-1 |
but they run out of budget |
-1 |
but they run out of CPU time |
-1 |
but they run out of memory |
-1 |
but the editor is in Prolog and they know only Basic |
6 |
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| 17 |
are wiped out by |
18 |
wish only to serve everyone |
21 |
save it and enslave everyone |
-1 |
and |
22 |
are converted by the village priest (who tells them of God) to |
26 |
steal its reserves of |
27 |
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6 |
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| 18 |
mumps |
19 |
atom-test radiation |
19 |
the village idiot |
19 |
the beer |
19 |
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which then kills off everyone else |
-1 |
which then turns everyone else into supermen |
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(fried) |
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(boiled in white sauce) |
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are stopped by a logician |
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who says 'I am lying' |
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who can't remember the Paradox of the Liar and gets killed |
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good ones |
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| 27 |
water |
28 |
iron |
28 |
asparagus soup |
28 |
beer |
28 |
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